Things I Am Not Going To Miss

Two posts in a row? I'm on a roll! Yay beer.

Anyway, I just finished my list of things I will miss about living in New York. And now, also in no particular order, are the things I will not miss:

• That block on my way to work that always smells like pee
• The subway when it's not working
• Penn Station
• Nasty people on the subway, especially the people who get into fights at 8AM when the train is packed
• The A train
• The 6 train
• Ridiculous rent
• Overpriced everything
• Getting stuck behind slow-walking tourists on my way to work
• My old apartment management company
• Living in a fifth-floor walkup
• The Second Avenue construction
• Carrying a week's worth of groceries more than 10 feet
• That other really smelly block near my office
• Time Warner. Goodbye, $51 a month for internet!
• Times Square. It is the worst part of the city. Do not go there.
• Pushy people in line at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods. I actually got pushed at Whole Foods once
• Spending $11 on a basic lunch

Okay, that's all for now. Is it too early for bed?